Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 536708670591860737


2019-01-20 22:59:38 UTC  

and shitposters

2019-01-20 23:01:24 UTC  

Austrailia is just europoors who were too shitty to even be euros

2019-01-20 23:01:34 UTC  

They're the Brazilians of Europe

2019-01-20 23:03:17 UTC  

isnt that america

2019-01-20 23:03:42 UTC  

No, America is the Brazil of Britain.

2019-01-20 23:15:41 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/536685278161534987/50459969_2361899890761915_5046154408895709184_n.png

2019-01-20 23:15:51 UTC  

`German bombardment on british frontline trenches during night time, photo taken by an official British Photographer on the western front, 1917.`

2019-01-20 23:20:25 UTC  

beautiful

2019-01-20 23:20:50 UTC  

Thank god America came to save the day

2019-01-20 23:24:48 UTC  

>making a gun look like an actual toy

2019-01-20 23:24:56 UTC  

Don't do this it makes mustard gas

2019-01-20 23:33:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/536689837609320452/received_338939220281413.png

2019-01-20 23:57:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/536695726432845854/boomer_niggy.png

2019-01-21 00:33:42 UTC  

sigh

2019-01-21 00:33:45 UTC  

women are a mistek

2019-01-21 00:37:06 UTC  

@Lefteris you were wise to be gay, it is true

2019-01-21 00:39:26 UTC  

unfortunately i thirst for thicc ass

2019-01-21 00:47:43 UTC  

I have a thicc ass

2019-01-21 00:47:56 UTC  

fat != thicc

2019-01-21 00:48:38 UTC  

It actually is the same thing, you just don't want to admit it

2019-01-21 00:49:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/536708806088851466/stop_drinking.webm

2019-01-21 00:49:22 UTC  

Never specified women

2019-01-21 00:51:09 UTC  

I'm never sure if youre aware that me being a habitual drunkard is a meme you made or you get lost in your own meme and forget

2019-01-21 00:51:31 UTC  

@Absolute Kubica @Matthew Not familiar, but if the black coating is less glossy, get chrome so it cleans easier.

2019-01-21 00:51:50 UTC  

@johnfrum well, are you drinking today?

2019-01-21 00:52:04 UTC  

Ginger tea, no vodka this time.

2019-01-21 00:53:13 UTC  

>drinking anything other than Smirnoff Peppermint Vodka

2019-01-21 00:53:41 UTC  

>being an active homosexual

2019-01-21 00:53:59 UTC  

I'm really feeling like some fuzzy navels right now, but I don't want to actually buy booze

2019-01-21 00:54:08 UTC  

Just get it delivered

2019-01-21 00:54:15 UTC  

You said you had booze delivery

2019-01-21 00:54:21 UTC  

That's TOO desperate, I think

2019-01-21 00:54:27 UTC  

Amazon Prime Now has booze

2019-01-21 00:54:31 UTC  

cool

2019-01-21 00:54:45 UTC  

2-hour delivery

2019-01-21 00:54:53 UTC  

Overpriced and shit like anything amazon food related

2019-01-21 00:55:50 UTC  

Eh, prices have been pretty comparable to grocery stores, maybe a buck or two more, for what I've bought. Liquor stores beat them by a couple bucks though.

2019-01-21 00:55:52 UTC  

I feel like the delivery guy would judge me relentlessly if I got alcohol for one delivered

2019-01-21 00:56:10 UTC  

If you need booze delivered, it's because you have a party in progress

2019-01-21 00:56:14 UTC  

The delivery guy doesnt care