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@Matthew so what scared you out of bed

Another one of your girlfriends farts?

Thanks autocorrect

I just hadn't gone to bed yet

Was watching anime

about to shower and sleep, and hope gf doesn't beat me too severely if I wake her up crawling into bed

But now I'm afraid there might be a kid flossing in my backyard

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Go and blast him with a shotgun

The castle law only applies inside your home

Why g*d why

Having long hair is such a hassle when it comes to bedtime

Now I have to wait for my hair to dry or else my ears will get all clogged

Not in your backyard?

Isn't backyard your property?

Also why the fuck do you have long hair you fucking neckbeard?

Because I wanted to grow my hair out. I like how it looks

It's only inconvenient when I decide to take my shower directly before bed.

And yes, it is true, I'm also growing my neckbeard out to keep my face warm

https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1086902519572230145?s=19

I don't get it

It's an ugly hamster

finally start the pc version of dark souls 3 and i have an extremely annoying sound bug

literally unplayable

@Tribit also look into russian urban exploration videos

Nooooope

i watched one recently where a guy was exploring a dilapidated building. he found a basement that just had a table with a still active box that was still beeping

i'll try find it

like radio beeps

There was one with an active phone central

And a PC running Windows 98 or something

https://youtu.be/ygLo5hTGoNo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U

This is much better russian vid

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the height porn vids dont do much for me. i've done a fair bit of skydiving

https://youtu.be/N1pP90Q4pMw?t=25

oh fuck off

I JUST bought another leatherman multitool last week