Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 538261363617824769


2019-01-25 07:10:51 UTC  

Is this paranormal @Matthew

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/538254407804911617/IMG_20190125_081012.jpg

2019-01-25 07:11:54 UTC  

No, that's monsterhunter cosplay

2019-01-25 07:13:45 UTC  

@NiceBear some kid flossing?

2019-01-25 07:14:02 UTC  

haha get memed on

2019-01-25 07:15:43 UTC  

this video sucks

2019-01-25 07:16:01 UTC  

haha people act oddly when they think no one is looking haha

2019-01-25 07:18:12 UTC  

ANd jesus, the comments

2019-01-25 07:18:19 UTC  

"haha I found this funny:

2019-01-25 07:18:35 UTC  

"Do you mind if I share this?" -Tier

2019-01-25 07:18:45 UTC  

You should be ashamed, bear

2019-01-25 07:19:07 UTC  

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2019-01-25 07:21:21 UTC  

😱

2019-01-25 07:23:17 UTC  

@Matthew so what scared you out of bed

2019-01-25 07:23:28 UTC  

Another one of your girlfriends farts?

2019-01-25 07:23:44 UTC  

Thanks autocorrect

2019-01-25 07:28:33 UTC  

I just hadn't gone to bed yet

2019-01-25 07:28:35 UTC  

Was watching anime

2019-01-25 07:28:57 UTC  

about to shower and sleep, and hope gf doesn't beat me too severely if I wake her up crawling into bed

2019-01-25 07:38:29 UTC  

But now I'm afraid there might be a kid flossing in my backyard

2019-01-25 07:38:31 UTC  

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482> <:pepestressed:327933525124841482> <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2019-01-25 07:39:45 UTC  

Go and blast him with a shotgun

2019-01-25 07:41:06 UTC  

The castle law only applies inside your home

2019-01-25 07:41:13 UTC  

Why g*d why

2019-01-25 07:45:51 UTC  

Having long hair is such a hassle when it comes to bedtime

2019-01-25 07:46:18 UTC  

Now I have to wait for my hair to dry or else my ears will get all clogged

2019-01-25 07:47:51 UTC  

Not in your backyard?

2019-01-25 07:47:58 UTC  

Isn't backyard your property?

2019-01-25 07:48:55 UTC  

Also why the fuck do you have long hair you fucking neckbeard?

2019-01-25 07:49:59 UTC  

Because I wanted to grow my hair out. I like how it looks

2019-01-25 07:52:09 UTC  

It's only inconvenient when I decide to take my shower directly before bed.

2019-01-25 07:52:32 UTC  

And yes, it is true, I'm also growing my neckbeard out to keep my face warm

2019-01-25 08:13:16 UTC  

I don't get it

2019-01-25 08:17:10 UTC  

It's an ugly hamster

2019-01-25 08:47:01 UTC  

finally start the pc version of dark souls 3 and i have an extremely annoying sound bug

2019-01-25 08:47:04 UTC  

literally unplayable

2019-01-25 08:58:22 UTC  

@Tribit also look into russian urban exploration videos

2019-01-25 10:06:20 UTC  

Nooooope

2019-01-25 11:10:13 UTC  

i watched one recently where a guy was exploring a dilapidated building. he found a basement that just had a table with a still active box that was still beeping