You realize the radioactive fallout from the sheer number of missiles launched would cake the Earth's atmosphere

We fucking do

That's why we have nuclear physicists

And examples of this have already happened with nuclear testing and accidents

There's also no bloodsuckers or artifacts.

So is Chernobyl rofl

But humans aren't most life

We're not going to adapt to massive radiation like other organisms can

So it's nothing but disappointment and masturbating to fanfiction of russian zombie monsters.

This is not fucking lewds what the fuck

I want to see a lewd Snork RIGHT FUCKING NOW

If you kill the alpha, the rest scatter

so you really only NEED to kill one

>actually following the story

>not just oper8ing in the zone

Your skin is gross even under the hair.

Your personality is gross under all that anime

I'm tempted to shave exactly one half of my body

https://gfycat.com/HappyAmusedBandicoot

Tfw you cut your beanbag shaving it with your new chink razor

kek

I hope you went all the way and shaved the entire left side of your body.

@Matthew I hope you shaved the right side to match too

>shaves legs
Step one complete
Now you need some estrogen

panties and programing socks

progaming or programming <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

that would be gay

It's ok to be gay

>not coding

It itches so goddamn much already

^ why I don't shave

i made the mistake of following my aunt's cosmopolitan advice of shaving my balls when i was 16

aunt, ball shaving, 16

10 years later, the itching that follows, and general lack of comfort as hair grows, has me routinely shaving

quite an aunt

aunt's cosmopolitan magazine advice*

heh

ooh

alright 😄