Message from @porco

Discord ID: 445168711582744587


2018-05-13 04:29:21 UTC  

btfo john, how will you ever recover

2018-05-13 04:29:47 UTC  

The most disgusting platitude I am forced to agree with.

2018-05-13 04:31:17 UTC  

the answer was so simple

2018-05-13 04:31:42 UTC  

Should have gone to seminary so I could categorize things diffrently and call you a degenerate.

2018-05-13 04:32:43 UTC  

maybe

2018-05-13 04:32:57 UTC  

what books do you enjoy john?

2018-05-13 09:54:57 UTC  

Damn dude

2018-05-13 10:16:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/445167527832715274/Screenshot_2018-05-13_12-16-43.png

2018-05-13 10:17:01 UTC  

Fun fact: this had a <1% margin of error over the entire database

2018-05-13 10:18:29 UTC  

...you wrote a program to organize your porn?

2018-05-13 10:18:34 UTC  

yes

2018-05-13 10:18:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/445168006029639683/Screenshot_2018-05-12_19-04-18.png

2018-05-13 10:18:46 UTC  

I also indexed it

2018-05-13 10:19:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189811441174446080/445168085910028288/Screenshot_2018-05-12_19-16-04.png

2018-05-13 10:19:55 UTC  

Oh, you work for a porn site?

2018-05-13 10:20:11 UTC  

Yes I have been running one since >15 years

2018-05-13 10:20:19 UTC  

I am refactoring it from ancient PHP legacy garbage to .NET

2018-05-13 10:20:56 UTC  

A porno millionaire, this chat truely has all types

2018-05-13 10:21:18 UTC  

>millionaire
it really just generates pocket money

2018-05-13 10:21:31 UTC  

the server costs are immense

2018-05-13 10:21:50 UTC  

For 1.3 mil vids I imagine.

2018-05-13 10:22:08 UTC  

you misread the number

2018-05-13 10:22:09 UTC  

😉

2018-05-13 10:23:29 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-05-13 10:23:54 UTC  

How are you not a millionaire with the ability to host that much video

2018-05-13 10:24:03 UTC  

I only host the metadata

2018-05-13 10:24:11 UTC  

I index all the major porn sites and offer a search over all of them

2018-05-13 10:25:01 UTC  

Oh, still, that must be a lot of passive income even with adblockers.

2018-05-13 10:25:11 UTC  

And shady deals with third parties

2018-05-13 10:25:43 UTC  

the amount of visitors has been declining a lot over the past years and the amount of adblock users since 2014 is x10

2018-05-13 10:26:22 UTC  

the problem is, the site doesn't run on mobile and most people watch porn with their phones nowadays. Also it started out as a tiny site, at launch there were 200k videos

2018-05-13 10:26:48 UTC  

the costs of hosting it in PHP are immense. I am refactoring the entire page including the 37 tubes that I am indexing

2018-05-13 10:27:01 UTC  

Also I hired a UI/UX expert to make a new layout

2018-05-13 10:27:07 UTC  

then, I will launch it under a new name again

2018-05-13 10:27:28 UTC  

Instead of ads, I am looking into the option of running javascript crypto miners

2018-05-13 10:27:42 UTC  

and sell statistical data to third parties

2018-05-13 10:27:47 UTC  

a porn botnet, so to say

2018-05-13 10:29:03 UTC  

I am also looking into having a much more structured database, you can imagine how a project looks after more than a decade of fixing shit

2018-05-13 10:30:00 UTC  

What data is collected and how much is it worth? Always felt the gold rush of easy money is dried up by now in that.

2018-05-13 10:30:36 UTC  

I honestly don't know yet. I can imagine that it might be worth something to porn production in order to observe trend development