Message from @porco

Discord ID: 389106711190962197


2017-12-08 14:27:31 UTC  

no one is safe

2017-12-08 14:29:49 UTC  

the yellow menace

2017-12-08 14:57:54 UTC  

Where would be the best Asia to pick up a yellow menace, anyways?

2017-12-08 14:58:12 UTC  

I kinda figure a lot of them have like, fucking gopher teeth.

2017-12-08 15:31:39 UTC  

in japan, they like the gopher teeth. they think its cute

2017-12-08 15:31:58 UTC  

but if you want a quality asian girl, it really depends on what you value in a mate

2017-12-08 15:32:22 UTC  

although id say for most asians, they value the idea of being a woman and traditional gender roles for the most part

2017-12-08 15:57:02 UTC  

Thailand <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-08 15:57:13 UTC  

the bonus penis comes free of charge

2017-12-08 16:02:16 UTC  

tbh I like Korean girls

2017-12-08 16:02:20 UTC  

I'm fucking weird tho

2017-12-08 16:16:18 UTC  

I like them too

2017-12-08 16:16:26 UTC  

Because at least one likes me back

2017-12-08 16:16:30 UTC  

That's something

2017-12-08 16:20:50 UTC  

i have yet to understand how can y'all tolerate girls

2017-12-08 16:21:47 UTC  

Mine is 8 h away

2017-12-08 16:21:47 UTC  

It's easy

2017-12-09 03:26:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/388894087115440129/DQjrm3AX0AE6eEW-6.png

2017-12-09 11:27:55 UTC  

man chinese football is looking rad

2017-12-09 15:13:13 UTC  

i'd try dynasty warriors all-star football

2017-12-09 17:31:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/389106711190962196/IMG_20171209_1829461.jpg

2017-12-09 17:31:26 UTC  

Perks of having Taiwan gf

2017-12-09 17:32:18 UTC  

buttsecks?

2017-12-09 17:33:12 UTC  

no, fresh, homemade chink food on demand

2017-12-09 17:34:53 UTC  

tfw my korean gf can't cook supposedly

2017-12-09 17:35:08 UTC  

I can get much the same thing without the drawbacks of having to live with a Chiner gf.

2017-12-09 17:35:21 UTC  

the cooking skills of mine are beyond perfect

2017-12-09 17:35:25 UTC  

@spaqin Replace. Upgrade.

2017-12-09 17:35:35 UTC  

tfw no one to replace with

2017-12-09 17:36:13 UTC  

she basically knows all obscure, regional Taiwanese dishes

2017-12-09 17:36:20 UTC  

RIP

2017-12-09 17:36:20 UTC  

nice

2017-12-10 00:46:06 UTC  

fucking serpentza

2017-12-10 00:46:48 UTC  

Tranny deals with it by going on long rants in chink shit general

2017-12-10 00:46:58 UTC  

I will drink me piss if he ever wears normal everyday clothes

2017-12-10 00:47:13 UTC  

i think he explained why he wears a suit in one of his vids

2017-12-10 00:47:18 UTC  

"people just respect me you know"

2017-12-10 00:47:18 UTC  

yeah I saw it

2017-12-10 00:47:24 UTC  

in other words, larping

2017-12-10 00:49:27 UTC  

Suits just make some people feel nice. What do you wear, ironic chav clothes?
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