Message from @porco

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2018-01-11 22:47:14 UTC  

But it's a tiny island. You can reach all those spots easily as a day trip

2018-01-11 22:47:23 UTC  

renting a car?

2018-01-11 22:47:37 UTC  

Like if you stay in Taipei, you can have day trips to all of those places except for Kenting

2018-01-11 22:47:52 UTC  

No, public transport

2018-01-11 22:48:31 UTC  

The HSR brings you from the top of the island to the bottom in a few hours and the last train departs Kaohsiung really late, I think around 23

2018-01-11 22:49:13 UTC  

i was curious if it'd be a viable option

2018-01-11 22:49:56 UTC  

I wouldn't rent a car in Taiwan, highway is limited to 110 km/h and people drive like they don't care about their own lives

2018-01-11 22:50:37 UTC  

Ah so exactly like Chinkland

2018-01-11 22:50:38 UTC  

how do you think I feel now, planning a trip in the middle of term time <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-11 22:53:06 UTC  

And if you are a weeb and you like ghibli, visit jiufen, which is the town that inspired "spirited away"

2018-01-11 22:53:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/401146543996141580/taipei-shore-excursion-jiufen-gold-rush-town-and-yehliu-national-in-taipei-158465.jpg

2018-01-11 22:53:47 UTC  

I am on my phone, I can upload some of my photos of jiufen tomorrow.

2018-01-11 22:53:57 UTC  

It's also worth a visit if you stay in Taipei

2018-01-11 22:55:40 UTC  

So with like 1300aud+flight money I can live like a king in Taiwan for a couple weeks

2018-01-11 22:55:55 UTC  

850eur or so

2018-01-11 22:56:17 UTC  

So the key to having a good time is to meet a girl there online, sleep at her place and have her show you around and then leave before it gets serious

2018-01-11 22:56:18 UTC  

Flights should be cheap cause I live literally next door

2018-01-11 22:56:45 UTC  

yes Turbo, that's just called being a Chad

2018-01-11 22:56:51 UTC  

I could just say that my grandma is about to die and then change phone numbers and use a burner email for when I get back

2018-01-11 22:57:02 UTC  

ez pz

2018-01-11 22:57:45 UTC  

@Deleted User if you're a Chad, yes. If you're me, you end up having a year of long distance relationship and eventually take her to your country for an ongoing 4+ years relationship

2018-01-11 22:57:54 UTC  

Because I'm a beta

2018-01-11 22:57:58 UTC  

kek

2018-01-11 22:57:59 UTC  

nono

2018-01-11 22:58:07 UTC  

I already have a girlfriend so that wouldn't fly

2018-01-11 22:58:16 UTC  

being white from a rich country helps a lot, even if you need to commit

2018-01-11 22:58:23 UTC  

Ah well, could always try to make it work

2018-01-11 22:59:00 UTC  

Found those two photos of jiufen on my phone still

2018-01-11 22:59:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/401148086224814080/IMG_20170907_1756308-panorama.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/401148086224814082/IMG_20170907_1555311.jpg

2018-01-11 23:01:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248100475054850050/401148542993039370/IMG_20170831_1246225.jpg

2018-01-11 23:01:10 UTC  

That was in Ikea Kaohsiung

2018-01-11 23:01:24 UTC  

It stood there like that, no one cared

2018-01-11 23:01:52 UTC  

looks cozy

2018-01-11 23:02:15 UTC  

>going to ikea on holidays though

2018-01-11 23:02:40 UTC  

no wonder she figured she was going to be your serious girlfriend.

2018-01-11 23:02:45 UTC  

Ikea Taiwan has steel chopsticks

2018-01-11 23:02:55 UTC  

I needed them

2018-01-11 23:05:56 UTC  

Oh shit

2018-01-11 23:06:04 UTC  

@porco what's the best time to go to Taiwan?

2018-01-12 03:39:09 UTC  

I went the week after school started there

2018-01-12 03:39:14 UTC  

So nothing was packed