Aren't you Danish?

>ywn be sent to a lonely planet with a Chinese cutie in order to set up an entire colony within a few generations

Mainlanders in space

One of their satellites is planning to crash into earth soon

Chink space program is a joke

@kaetaa what does your gf's mum think about China's new, glorious Xi dynasty?

She doesn't seem worried at all

She's been trained to never question the government

prob a good altitude in china tbh

@porcorosso#2322 good luck posting those winnie the pooh memes on wechat

@porco

Kaetaa, does she like American China Town? <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

she did actually

thought it was funny

every chink likes chinatown

it's like they took china to a nice place

also chinatown are chinese military base

The "Original Chinese" still exist and they are living on an island called Taiwan

t. Every taxi driver and farmer on the Taiwanese countryside

might be a selection bias towards mainlanders who come to taiwan, but mainlanders i've met say something similar

"original chinese culture is dead in the mainland and the island is where it's still left"

My Chinese teacher (Beijing) says that, too

But then, that means nothing, because she also started political discussions with my girlfriend and now they don't talk to each other anymore

Ask mainlanders about Chinese stuff in museums outside of China

They are insistent that the country stole it from China and should return it

Read reviews of the museums from Chinese ... "I saw all the Chinese stuff and am really sad"

@kaetaa Explains why actual Chinese antique stuff is highly sought after by them

They're all buying it back at auction houses

If they have the money why not

i thought "ancient Chinese crime family obsessed with priceless artifact/heirloom and will kill to get it back" thing was an action movie trope

@johnfrum#8811 right? I didn't say it as a negative

Ah, was looking at knockoff chink pistols from the warlord period and damn the fuckers go high in price

They arent even safe to fire most times.

https://jingdaily.com/chinese-collectors-price-out-western-bidders-at-asian-art-auctions/

@johnfrum#8811 they want their fancy ricebowls back

in turn they flood ebay with fake antiques

Anyone buying antiques on ebay for anything other than aesteic reasons deserve to get scammed

True that

There's nice ones on there, but if you think they're real you deserve to get scammed

saw a nice Chinese ""antique"" pen/quill holder