Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 452436707975888897


2018-06-01 01:28:38 UTC  

In case they end up pulling out your whole jaw

2018-06-01 01:28:51 UTC  

Or when they drill through your gum

2018-06-01 01:28:59 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-01 01:42:59 UTC  

>be chink dentist
>pick into the flesh instead of dirt from teeth
>don't care
>do it several times
>blood everywhere
>patient getting pale
>get him a pack of new blood
>fresh blood healthy, add 100$ on his bill
>patient reacts to wrong blood group
>dies
>next patient please

2018-06-01 01:44:11 UTC  

>blood

2018-06-01 01:44:11 UTC  

I want to believe that it kinda came to that rule like this

2018-06-01 01:44:15 UTC  

More like water from the river

2018-06-01 04:07:26 UTC  

chink have a blood test every other year

2018-06-01 15:07:40 UTC  

Blood type: PET bottle

2018-06-02 07:50:30 UTC  

Damn we have to drive 12+ hours to Shanghai the day before our 12 hour flight

2018-06-02 07:51:06 UTC  

comfy

2018-06-02 07:51:29 UTC  

Our flight is June 10

2018-06-02 08:06:12 UTC  

good luck, be careful with the airline food

2018-06-02 08:06:18 UTC  

check out venice beach when youre in LA

2018-06-02 09:45:30 UTC  

venice beach is the dingleberry of the poophole that is LA

2018-06-02 09:49:48 UTC  

Excellent

2018-06-02 09:49:59 UTC  

Yeah we have our cat with us so hope he doesn't die in flight

2018-06-02 11:41:19 UTC  

oh god

2018-06-02 11:41:29 UTC  

my cousin works for a public service news station

2018-06-02 11:41:40 UTC  

hes not a journalist hes just a sound technician

2018-06-02 11:41:57 UTC  

he was gonna go to a vacation in china and his visa process was horrible

2018-06-02 11:42:39 UTC  

first got denied when they saw he worked in a news station

2018-06-02 11:42:49 UTC  

he then was trying to explain that he wasnt a journalist

2018-06-02 11:43:04 UTC  

and they said "ok come back in 2 weeks"

2018-06-02 11:43:29 UTC  

he comes to the embassy, enters a big room filled with mao zedong shit

2018-06-02 11:43:45 UTC  

receptionist denies that he has an interview

2018-06-02 11:43:52 UTC  

even when hes showing the mail

2018-06-02 11:43:55 UTC  

on his phone

2018-06-02 11:44:07 UTC  

receptionist finally agrees to talk to others

2018-06-02 11:44:21 UTC  

hes in the wait room for 1 hour

2018-06-02 11:44:29 UTC  

comes back and say "yeah you have a time, just wait"

2018-06-02 11:44:42 UTC  

he then gets to go into a huge room with a huge round table

2018-06-02 11:44:59 UTC  

and hes like 20 meters away from a guy interviewing him

2018-06-02 11:45:30 UTC  

he got questions like "what do you think about *his news station* reports about china?"

2018-06-02 11:45:43 UTC  

"what do you think about the chinese political system?"

2018-06-02 11:46:13 UTC  

then they say "we'll call back to know if its approved" this was like 1 week before his plane was gonna go

2018-06-02 11:46:19 UTC  

they never called back

2018-06-02 11:46:26 UTC  

he got 3 phone number to the embassy

2018-06-02 11:46:41 UTC  

none of them picked up the phone from any of those numbers

2018-06-02 11:47:05 UTC  

so what he had to do was waking up early and going to the embassy before the staff was there

2018-06-02 11:47:11 UTC  

to get in contact with them