Message from @transience
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So I gotta be careful
I need my ten year visa to stay intact
>say taiwan is country
>chink gestapo tracks you down and sends you to a labour camp
kek
That's not that far off
1 million year gulag
https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-africa/ so if your grandpa has a really great dick, he can pass it down the generations as an heirloom
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notice all the dr's are white
really activates the almonds
Really actives my enriched almond milk
@kaetaa Don't chinks generaly hate tai people or something?
At least that's how I remember it
wat u mean
I have no idea, I'm probably mixing stuff up
the crux of the issue is that mainland chinks regard taiwan as chinese territory, and therefore part of the people's republic
they get really pissy if you suggest otherwise
i dont think most hate the actual people
Ah, alright
Fiancee and her parents at the dentist
They require a blood test before looking at your teeth
I said that's a scam - fiancee pulls up an old blood test on her phone from 2 years ago. Nurse casually looks at it for 2 seconds and says ok that's fine.
See, Chinese system works, dear <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
Why do they need blood test
For dentist cleaning
In case they end up pulling out your whole jaw
Or when they drill through your gum
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
>be chink dentist
>pick into the flesh instead of dirt from teeth
>don't care
>do it several times
>blood everywhere
>patient getting pale
>get him a pack of new blood
>fresh blood healthy, add 100$ on his bill
>patient reacts to wrong blood group
>dies
>next patient please
>blood
I want to believe that it kinda came to that rule like this
More like water from the river
chink have a blood test every other year
Blood type: PET bottle
Damn we have to drive 12+ hours to Shanghai the day before our 12 hour flight
comfy
Our flight is June 10
good luck, be careful with the airline food
check out venice beach when youre in LA