Message from @transience

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2018-05-31 17:24:30 UTC  

m'kek

2018-05-31 17:24:33 UTC  

what does that mean

2018-05-31 17:24:42 UTC  

Taiwan is country

2018-05-31 17:24:49 UTC  

👌 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-31 17:24:56 UTC  

quality chinkposting

2018-05-31 17:25:03 UTC  

This is kind of shit that will get cops to your house though here

2018-05-31 17:25:16 UTC  

So I gotta be careful

2018-05-31 17:25:27 UTC  

I need my ten year visa to stay intact

2018-05-31 17:25:52 UTC  

>say taiwan is country

2018-05-31 17:26:06 UTC  

>chink gestapo tracks you down and sends you to a labour camp

2018-05-31 17:26:09 UTC  

kek

2018-05-31 17:26:19 UTC  

That's not that far off

2018-05-31 18:07:03 UTC  

1 million year gulag

2018-05-31 18:21:50 UTC  

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/13/health/penis-transplant-south-africa/ so if your grandpa has a really great dick, he can pass it down the generations as an heirloom

2018-05-31 18:35:30 UTC  

Repost

2018-05-31 18:46:33 UTC  

notice all the dr's are white

2018-05-31 18:46:41 UTC  

really activates the almonds

2018-05-31 18:47:27 UTC  

Really actives my enriched almond milk

2018-05-31 20:31:24 UTC  

@kaetaa Don't chinks generaly hate tai people or something?

2018-05-31 20:31:37 UTC  

At least that's how I remember it

2018-05-31 20:32:02 UTC  

wat u mean

2018-05-31 20:33:11 UTC  

I have no idea, I'm probably mixing stuff up

2018-05-31 20:33:40 UTC  

the crux of the issue is that mainland chinks regard taiwan as chinese territory, and therefore part of the people's republic

2018-05-31 20:33:49 UTC  

they get really pissy if you suggest otherwise

2018-05-31 20:34:24 UTC  

i dont think most hate the actual people

2018-05-31 20:35:10 UTC  

Ah, alright

2018-05-31 20:35:26 UTC  

either way, they're so insecure about it, it's pathetic

2018-06-01 00:53:05 UTC  

Fiancee and her parents at the dentist

2018-06-01 00:53:15 UTC  

They require a blood test before looking at your teeth

2018-06-01 00:53:55 UTC  

I said that's a scam - fiancee pulls up an old blood test on her phone from 2 years ago. Nurse casually looks at it for 2 seconds and says ok that's fine.

2018-06-01 00:57:04 UTC  

See, Chinese system works, dear <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-01 01:25:51 UTC  

Why do they need blood test

2018-06-01 01:25:58 UTC  

For dentist cleaning

2018-06-01 01:28:38 UTC  

In case they end up pulling out your whole jaw

2018-06-01 01:28:51 UTC  

Or when they drill through your gum

2018-06-01 01:28:59 UTC  

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-06-01 01:42:59 UTC  

>be chink dentist
>pick into the flesh instead of dirt from teeth
>don't care
>do it several times
>blood everywhere
>patient getting pale
>get him a pack of new blood
>fresh blood healthy, add 100$ on his bill
>patient reacts to wrong blood group
>dies
>next patient please

2018-06-01 01:44:11 UTC  

>blood

2018-06-01 01:44:11 UTC  

I want to believe that it kinda came to that rule like this

2018-06-01 01:44:15 UTC  

More like water from the river

2018-06-01 04:07:26 UTC  

chink have a blood test every other year