Be an attractive male and go to a church and try not to get hit on by sodomites

If you do it right, they all out themselves immediately

tfw ill never get the chance to eat out a girl with HPV

Tfw I probably did

If you haven’t been dating a girl since high school you’ve basically lost your chance for a virgin gf

Word

Sorry lads, thinking you’ll find a Virgin is pure delusion

fuck

90% aren’t virgins, 90% of the ones that say they’re virgins are lying

Then you plow a Virgin and get blood all over your dick

W*men are vile

I think it is like underachievers that are convinced they will magically get rich one day

Pure delusion in our society

me

>demons aren't real

Hoping to find a virgin mentalcel grill and synchronize our autism aura and instantly pair bond

Even Peter Sweden entertains his discord

Where is our Kang?

here is here somewhere

What’s with that virgin blood thing I’ve heard it before but never got it

In reference to this

......

R u joking

lol

My man

Its too late

4 u

poor guy

im never gonna pop a hymen either though

Unless its in a fist fight and its self defense

"I got assaulted by 30 virgins and I had to break their hymens left and right as I fought through the crowd"

"Im like guts from berserk"

I have stocked up on sips

This weekend gonna be lit

Just bought some too, sipbois ride together

We die together

Ill never get over that the Lanky Kong intro has 14 words in it.

oh wait y'all mean that shit duh im fuckin retarded