let me see if I find the place on Google maps

Dog bless Google Timeline for tracking every step I make

>Visited 9 months ago

sometimes Google is a little spooky

what fucks me up is when google parses my emails and marks on the map where im going to be

1000 TWD seems like a lot for just a handie

maybe she didn't find me attractive

she was hot af tho

Also I think she wasn't Taiwanese because she was speaking pirate Chinese

bootleg chinese

Northern accented Mandarin is like chink counterpart of redneck accent in terms of how it sounds

to me anyway

part of the reason why I'm lazy about learning Mandarin is because of most resources having that Beijing accent

Just find a resource that has an American southern accent

On the other end of the spectrum, you have strong Cantonese (although not all Cantonese ppl speak it like this) accented Mandarin where the sh/ch/zh is just s/c/z and it's hard to understand what they're saying

Taiwanese manage to get it just right

doesn't sound like northerns who sound like they are chewing when they're talking

Cantonese sounds better to me tbh

I've noticed a lot of Cantonese people manage to speak pretty similarly to Taiwanese people anyhow

If their accent isn't too strong

@porco I get your girlfriemd being mad but a whore who just propositioned you calling you a pig is a bit rich.

She probably thought he was a lonely whitey sexpat

@porco so wait the story doesn't have a happy ending?

Prolly an angry waifu sex happy ending

He is still with gf so yes

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make up sex is alright

there used to be a massive migration of cantonese/hong kong people in taiwan

some of them still speak cantonese

I heard a lot of Cantonese in Ximen last night

more than elsewhere

Who remembers about 13 years ago the Taiwanese airport had a sign that said "pubic transport"

Looking out from jiufen

Just arrived

Aaaaahhh

<3

Sitting down for a bit

It's so fucking hot here