seems like you've mainly visited the neon glow city portions, jiufen will be a nice change of pace from that.

so you disagree with longshan and hookers? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

try some shaved ice or douhua

actually, I have no experience in terms of even casual conversation about brothels/hookers over here

me neither I just saw them lined up behind longshan temple occasionally

i am aware they exist, but they are outside my or my coworkers' interests

also we went to a massage place once and I got offered a happy end

oh my.

but my girlfriend was right next to me and got mad af and started shouting at the people

good on her.

have you ever been to a massage place?

yeah.

was about to say, that's quite out of the norm

you know these typical rooms with curtains?

the ones i've been to are just like

you're out in the open

otherwise they're private chiropractors

I see, the ones we were was a big room with a lot of curtains, my girlfriend was on a massage bed behind the curtain. Now, I assume the girl didn't know that when she offered that extra-service

once she asked me if I want a handjob for an extra 1000 NT$, she jumped out of the bed, put apart the courtain and started shouting at the girl

hah.

the girl got defensive, now my Chinese skill is not 💯 but I think she said something like "my job is to make people relaxed. That's all I was offering"

then she ran downstairs to the manager and the manager started shouting at the girl, too

that was the first time that I saw Taiwanese people getting angry

usually you're all so calm

my personal assumption is, that she was just looking for a way to pimp her pocket money

i can understand, it's quite the scandal and embarrassment for the establishment

that aside, though, that situation's quite amusing.

it was funny

i would have been laughing the entire time

at some point I said "to be fair if my girlfriend wasn't here I would have just said yes" and then both started shouting at me. The girl was telling me that I'm a pig for saying that and my girlfriend was shouting that it's not funny

I just wanted to lift the mood...

let me see if I find the place on Google maps

Dog bless Google Timeline for tracking every step I make

>Visited 9 months ago

sometimes Google is a little spooky

what fucks me up is when google parses my emails and marks on the map where im going to be

1000 TWD seems like a lot for just a handie

maybe she didn't find me attractive

she was hot af tho