I hope they keep resisting this western autism

It's perfect

@porco @10032 @red two days left in Taiwan, anywhere must visit in and around Taipei?

Have you been to Jiufen?

it's about an hour by bus

(we just took a taxi for 2000something NT$ because it takes half the time and split the fare with some other tourists)

Jiufen is definitely worth a day trip

especially if you are a filthy weeb

If you feel adventurous, you can also consider Yilan, but that might be too much for a day trip especially because it's 2 hours by bus

So, if you haven't been in Jiufen, go to Jiufen

If you like cats and tourist traps you can also go to houtong

I hope you've alrady been at the shilin night market in Taipei

or just go to longshan temple and get some hooker

If ypu ever have to run away to taiwan you shpuld become a tour guide

Although you are Asian, you are technically a western tourist. So if you leave Taiwan without a sexual scandal, right-wing media will have nothing to talk about

Do I just wave my British passport in xinyi?

Keelung was an hour away, so I guess I can do jiufen

what porcorosso said. jiufen is a treat.

seems like you've mainly visited the neon glow city portions, jiufen will be a nice change of pace from that.

so you disagree with longshan and hookers? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

try some shaved ice or douhua

actually, I have no experience in terms of even casual conversation about brothels/hookers over here

me neither I just saw them lined up behind longshan temple occasionally

i am aware they exist, but they are outside my or my coworkers' interests

also we went to a massage place once and I got offered a happy end

oh my.

but my girlfriend was right next to me and got mad af and started shouting at the people

good on her.

have you ever been to a massage place?

yeah.

was about to say, that's quite out of the norm

you know these typical rooms with curtains?

the ones i've been to are just like

you're out in the open

otherwise they're private chiropractors

I see, the ones we were was a big room with a lot of curtains, my girlfriend was on a massage bed behind the curtain. Now, I assume the girl didn't know that when she offered that extra-service

once she asked me if I want a handjob for an extra 1000 NT$, she jumped out of the bed, put apart the courtain and started shouting at the girl

hah.

the girl got defensive, now my Chinese skill is not 💯 but I think she said something like "my job is to make people relaxed. That's all I was offering"

then she ran downstairs to the manager and the manager started shouting at the girl, too

that was the first time that I saw Taiwanese people getting angry