Message from @porco

Discord ID: 461221719911170050


2018-06-26 14:29:20 UTC  

Pros for chinks

2018-06-26 16:12:39 UTC  

not westernized yet

2018-06-26 16:12:47 UTC  

sjws dont exist in this world

2018-06-26 16:12:53 UTC  

skirts are prevalent

2018-06-26 16:21:32 UTC  

I think I see only one whitey for every 150 people

2018-06-26 16:21:57 UTC  

The tourists are mainly Japanese and Hong Kong people

2018-06-26 16:31:03 UTC  

The announcement about sexual harassment in MRT station is sort of funny tbh

2018-06-26 16:31:21 UTC  

"if you encounter sexual harassment, please stop the harassment"

2018-06-26 16:31:33 UTC  

"and report to police"

2018-06-26 16:31:45 UTC  

>stop the harassment

2018-06-26 16:31:48 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-06-26 16:35:53 UTC  

>You're called to intervene

2018-06-26 16:35:59 UTC  

Freaking bongs

2018-06-26 16:48:54 UTC  

I hope they keep resisting this western autism

2018-06-26 16:49:04 UTC  

It's perfect

2018-06-26 17:27:25 UTC  

@porco @10032 @red two days left in Taiwan, anywhere must visit in and around Taipei?

2018-06-26 17:28:19 UTC  

Have you been to Jiufen?

2018-06-26 17:28:37 UTC  

it's about an hour by bus

2018-06-26 17:29:57 UTC  

(we just took a taxi for 2000something NT$ because it takes half the time and split the fare with some other tourists)

2018-06-26 17:30:19 UTC  

Jiufen is definitely worth a day trip

2018-06-26 17:30:27 UTC  

especially if you are a filthy weeb

2018-06-26 17:31:53 UTC  

If you feel adventurous, you can also consider Yilan, but that might be too much for a day trip especially because it's 2 hours by bus

2018-06-26 17:32:43 UTC  

So, if you haven't been in Jiufen, go to Jiufen

2018-06-26 17:33:04 UTC  

If you like cats and tourist traps you can also go to houtong

2018-06-26 17:34:00 UTC  

I hope you've alrady been at the shilin night market in Taipei

2018-06-26 17:37:46 UTC  

or just go to longshan temple and get some hooker

2018-06-26 17:38:22 UTC  

If ypu ever have to run away to taiwan you shpuld become a tour guide

2018-06-26 17:38:24 UTC  

Although you are Asian, you are technically a western tourist. So if you leave Taiwan without a sexual scandal, right-wing media will have nothing to talk about

2018-06-26 17:43:29 UTC  

Do I just wave my British passport in xinyi?

2018-06-26 17:46:22 UTC  

Keelung was an hour away, so I guess I can do jiufen

2018-06-26 18:06:12 UTC  

what porcorosso said. jiufen is a treat.

2018-06-26 18:06:29 UTC  

seems like you've mainly visited the neon glow city portions, jiufen will be a nice change of pace from that.

2018-06-26 18:07:09 UTC  

so you disagree with longshan and hookers? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-06-26 18:07:11 UTC  

try some shaved ice or douhua

2018-06-26 18:08:23 UTC  

actually, I have no experience in terms of even casual conversation about brothels/hookers over here

2018-06-26 18:08:58 UTC  

me neither I just saw them lined up behind longshan temple occasionally

2018-06-26 18:08:58 UTC  

i am aware they exist, but they are outside my or my coworkers' interests

2018-06-26 18:09:22 UTC  

also we went to a massage place once and I got offered a happy end

2018-06-26 18:09:32 UTC  

oh my.

2018-06-26 18:09:37 UTC  

but my girlfriend was right next to me and got mad af and started shouting at the people

2018-06-26 18:09:47 UTC  

good on her.