And let some weird fish bite your feet

I'm definitely thinking of coming back next year after hong kong

a week was too short

when is Hong Kong?

>last day in tw
>go to random river
>put my filthy western feet inside water
>fish bites
>didnt know i had some obscure allergy
>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died
>die

@10032 around June next year

I suppose

tbh there's not much to do in Taipei, all other cities are more interesting

Catch the HSR and go to Kaohsiung or Tainan?

If that's all too much for you, download tinder and find a Taiwan gf

what about longshan temple gee eff?????

You don't want that kind of gf

>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died

@transience just how fucking sick are you

:D

i mean... wow

not best win on gene-lottery

But according to Formumosa, a dodgy Taiwanese expat online community, most Taiwanese girls on tider are only looking for free English lessons

Sucky sucky

@Tervy to be fair, i just drunk and stumbling all over the forest

i have no idea what i scraped tbh

I had good reply results on Taiwan tinder but never actually met up with one because that would be cheating. My pickup line was "I want you like China wants your country"

it was some nettle or dodgy plant

Give it a try and report please

i managed to not nearly die for 18 years in UK until that happened

out of curiosity what were symptoms ?

rashes and hives everywhere, skin completely red

i didnt feel ill

it was just cosmetic symptoms

aside from some itching

G I A N T H O G W E E D

i went to hospital, didnt think id have to stay for more than an hr

Stinging nettle?

https://youtu.be/dJRPfBWXBww

turns out it was more serious than anyone expected and landed myself there for like 5 days

Oh that too

and that's because admin fucked up

We call it the white borscht for some reason

i was meant to be discharged on 3rd day

ahh yeah @johnfrum thats what i thought

that or cuttet to normal nettle and rolled on wolfsbane push