You don't want that kind of gf

>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died

@transience just how fucking sick are you

:D

i mean... wow

not best win on gene-lottery

But according to Formumosa, a dodgy Taiwanese expat online community, most Taiwanese girls on tider are only looking for free English lessons

Sucky sucky

@Tervy to be fair, i just drunk and stumbling all over the forest

i have no idea what i scraped tbh

I had good reply results on Taiwan tinder but never actually met up with one because that would be cheating. My pickup line was "I want you like China wants your country"

it was some nettle or dodgy plant

Give it a try and report please

i managed to not nearly die for 18 years in UK until that happened

out of curiosity what were symptoms ?

rashes and hives everywhere, skin completely red

i didnt feel ill

it was just cosmetic symptoms

aside from some itching

G I A N T H O G W E E D

i went to hospital, didnt think id have to stay for more than an hr

Stinging nettle?

https://youtu.be/dJRPfBWXBww

turns out it was more serious than anyone expected and landed myself there for like 5 days

Oh that too

and that's because admin fucked up

We call it the white borscht for some reason

i was meant to be discharged on 3rd day

ahh yeah @johnfrum thats what i thought

that or cuttet to normal nettle and rolled on wolfsbane push

wannacry cryptolocker hit that hospital a week later

@porco i mean can't they just shitpost on 4chan like all ESL folks here?

looks like i picked the right time to almost die

👌

got any cool postcards? :3

i got some tourist trap souvenirs

speaking of poisonous plants.. i wonder if my back garden at fathers still has nightshade and foxglove growing in it

Did you get an EasyCard with anime girls on it?

they just startted to grow one year there and i never bothered killing them

you know.. they could be usefull incase i .. happen to need em

sadly, no, sighhhhhh