Huohhhhh

tfw failed as soyboy

What is the night market like? Always seemed like a flea market but at night to me

@transience how much time you got tomorrow?

Go to IKEA and buy steel chopsticks they're really nice

Jokes aside, the jade market maybe if you're into that stuff, but that takes an hour max. There are huge electronic stores nearby if you care

On the way back you can go to the art museum

Or do you have enough time for a trip outside of the city?

entire day

then I'm planning on waking up at like 6am on the 29th to catch my 10am flight

You need to check if you can catch a trip to the sun moon Lake

That would be a day trip, there are offerings for a round trip from morning to evening

Sun moon Lake is really comfy

But you might be too late to book

7 hour trip <:thonk:288060975775612929>

I think I might have to do it next year

hit some hot springs

That would be the next suggestion, go to Yilan

And let some weird fish bite your feet

I'm definitely thinking of coming back next year after hong kong

a week was too short

when is Hong Kong?

>last day in tw
>go to random river
>put my filthy western feet inside water
>fish bites
>didnt know i had some obscure allergy
>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died
>die

@10032 around June next year

I suppose

tbh there's not much to do in Taipei, all other cities are more interesting

Catch the HSR and go to Kaohsiung or Tainan?

If that's all too much for you, download tinder and find a Taiwan gf

what about longshan temple gee eff?????

You don't want that kind of gf

>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died

@transience just how fucking sick are you

:D

i mean... wow

not best win on gene-lottery

But according to Formumosa, a dodgy Taiwanese expat online community, most Taiwanese girls on tider are only looking for free English lessons

Sucky sucky

@Tervy to be fair, i just drunk and stumbling all over the forest

i have no idea what i scraped tbh

I had good reply results on Taiwan tinder but never actually met up with one because that would be cheating. My pickup line was "I want you like China wants your country"

it was some nettle or dodgy plant