Message from @transience

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2018-06-27 15:14:54 UTC  

Did u go to soy king

2018-06-27 15:14:57 UTC  

Huohhh

2018-06-27 15:15:00 UTC  

no sighhh

2018-06-27 15:15:07 UTC  

Huohhhhh

2018-06-27 15:15:20 UTC  

Imagine going to chiner and no soy king

2018-06-27 15:15:23 UTC  

Huohhhhh

2018-06-27 15:15:31 UTC  

tfw failed as soyboy

2018-06-27 15:41:54 UTC  

What is the night market like? Always seemed like a flea market but at night to me

2018-06-27 15:43:20 UTC  

@transience how much time you got tomorrow?

2018-06-27 15:44:26 UTC  

Go to IKEA and buy steel chopsticks they're really nice

2018-06-27 15:45:07 UTC  

Jokes aside, the jade market maybe if you're into that stuff, but that takes an hour max. There are huge electronic stores nearby if you care

2018-06-27 15:45:15 UTC  

On the way back you can go to the art museum

2018-06-27 15:45:26 UTC  

Or do you have enough time for a trip outside of the city?

2018-06-27 15:45:39 UTC  

entire day

2018-06-27 15:46:00 UTC  

then I'm planning on waking up at like 6am on the 29th to catch my 10am flight

2018-06-27 15:46:56 UTC  

You need to check if you can catch a trip to the sun moon Lake

2018-06-27 15:47:11 UTC  

That would be a day trip, there are offerings for a round trip from morning to evening

2018-06-27 15:47:23 UTC  

Sun moon Lake is really comfy

2018-06-27 15:47:42 UTC  

But you might be too late to book

2018-06-27 15:48:20 UTC  

7 hour trip <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-06-27 15:48:28 UTC  

I think I might have to do it next year

2018-06-27 15:48:38 UTC  

hit some hot springs

2018-06-27 15:48:54 UTC  

That would be the next suggestion, go to Yilan

2018-06-27 15:49:10 UTC  

And let some weird fish bite your feet

2018-06-27 15:49:11 UTC  

I'm definitely thinking of coming back next year after hong kong

2018-06-27 15:49:15 UTC  

a week was too short

2018-06-27 15:50:41 UTC  

when is Hong Kong?

2018-06-27 15:50:49 UTC  

>last day in tw
>go to random river
>put my filthy western feet inside water
>fish bites
>didnt know i had some obscure allergy
>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died
>die

2018-06-27 15:51:29 UTC  

@10032 around June next year

2018-06-27 15:51:32 UTC  

I suppose

2018-06-27 15:51:40 UTC  

tbh there's not much to do in Taipei, all other cities are more interesting

2018-06-27 15:52:05 UTC  

Catch the HSR and go to Kaohsiung or Tainan?

2018-06-27 15:54:23 UTC  

If that's all too much for you, download tinder and find a Taiwan gf

2018-06-27 15:55:13 UTC  

what about longshan temple gee eff?????

2018-06-27 15:55:28 UTC  

You don't want that kind of gf

2018-06-27 15:55:38 UTC  

>rushed to hospital like that time i scraped a nettle in UK and nearly died

2018-06-27 15:55:46 UTC  

@transience just how fucking sick are you

2018-06-27 15:55:47 UTC  

:D

2018-06-27 15:55:52 UTC  

i mean... wow

2018-06-27 15:56:07 UTC  

not best win on gene-lottery

2018-06-27 15:56:19 UTC  

But according to Formumosa, a dodgy Taiwanese expat online community, most Taiwanese girls on tider are only looking for free English lessons