Message from @porco

Discord ID: 461567384432410634


2018-06-27 16:17:46 UTC  

are you a sexpat tho

2018-06-27 16:17:52 UTC  

you can say "ugly Italian sexpat"

2018-06-27 16:17:58 UTC  

Fat italian sexpat with a libido so strong porn sites are his hobby

2018-06-27 16:18:09 UTC  

UGLY*

2018-06-27 16:18:12 UTC  

Hes our itallian stallion

2018-06-27 16:18:16 UTC  

😊

2018-06-27 16:18:29 UTC  

But the whiteys with the chink gfs are always fat <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-06-27 16:19:01 UTC  

I lost about 10 kg over the past 2 years

2018-06-27 16:19:04 UTC  

I was quite fat

2018-06-27 16:19:53 UTC  

So you were fat last time you were in taiwan

2018-06-27 16:20:00 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-06-27 16:20:18 UTC  

tfw i got used to the heat so quickly that air conditioning in taiwan is now too cold for me

2018-06-27 16:20:34 UTC  

The tunnels

2018-06-27 16:20:36 UTC  

@johnfrum no last time was about 8 months ago

2018-06-27 16:20:41 UTC  

The tunnels call to you

2018-06-27 16:22:38 UTC  

Tbh

2018-06-27 16:22:57 UTC  

Porco are you white, or Italian mudkin?

2018-06-27 16:23:15 UTC  

I'm quite dark because I am not actually 100% Italian

2018-06-27 16:23:44 UTC  

Ew

2018-06-27 16:23:46 UTC  

what is the other heritage?

2018-06-27 16:23:59 UTC  

Middle East

2018-06-27 16:24:09 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-06-27 16:24:43 UTC  

tfw it seems like im the only person in this hostel who has to shave their jungle chink beard in morning every two days

2018-06-27 16:25:02 UTC  

>every two days

2018-06-27 16:25:20 UTC  

tfw vietcong genes

2018-06-27 16:25:24 UTC  

Sometimes I wanna be a chink

2018-06-27 16:25:38 UTC  

most chinks cant grow facial hair at all

2018-06-27 16:25:43 UTC  

until like 50

2018-06-27 16:25:48 UTC  

if at all

2018-06-27 16:25:49 UTC  
2018-06-27 16:25:55 UTC  

imagine having no hair around your asshole

2018-06-27 16:26:03 UTC  

must be great

2018-06-27 16:26:11 UTC  

i cannot confirm this to be a thing

2018-06-27 16:26:12 UTC  

I don't care about my asshole

2018-06-27 16:26:34 UTC  

I find rilping out asshairs every couple weeks in the shower relaxing. Like plucking chicken feathers

2018-06-27 16:26:50 UTC  

I shave twice a day if I got something important in the evening, which is like every second day lately

2018-06-27 16:26:56 UTC  

as of facial hair I am happy with my dense, fast-growing facial hair

2018-06-27 16:27:08 UTC  

Oh I just trim it

2018-06-27 16:27:20 UTC  

>beards

2018-06-27 16:27:21 UTC  

I usually keep my beard 3-4 mm

2018-06-27 16:27:26 UTC  

No thanks