Message from @porco

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2018-06-27 16:14:51 UTC  

where can i buy one in the least humiliating way? i dont wanna explicitly ask the mrt info desk for an anime card

2018-06-27 16:15:01 UTC  

well sadly

2018-06-27 16:15:06 UTC  

this is the only way I know of

2018-06-27 16:15:13 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-06-27 16:15:41 UTC  

Just say it's for shit and giggles when coming home

2018-06-27 16:16:04 UTC  

Why even lie here?

2018-06-27 16:16:16 UTC  

me at the station:
me: "I need an easycard"
girl at the counter: *hands me an easycard*
me: "no I want the one with the anime girl on it"
girl "oh"
*pause*
girl : "good" *hands me the card with the anime girl*

2018-06-27 16:16:31 UTC  

it's not that bad

2018-06-27 16:16:37 UTC  

you are laowai though

2018-06-27 16:16:46 UTC  

i feel that as a chink, they'll be twice as disgusted

2018-06-27 16:16:53 UTC  

I think less disgusted

2018-06-27 16:16:57 UTC  

because it's part of your culture

2018-06-27 16:17:05 UTC  

when I ask for an anime girl easycard, it's cultural appropriation

2018-06-27 16:17:11 UTC  

Put on a nip accent

2018-06-27 16:17:18 UTC  

That way they wont judge as much

2018-06-27 16:17:24 UTC  

>fat Italian sexpat
Who wouldn't be disgusted? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-06-27 16:17:31 UTC  

>fat

2018-06-27 16:17:36 UTC  

I'm not fat smh

2018-06-27 16:17:46 UTC  

but I'm ugly

2018-06-27 16:17:46 UTC  

are you a sexpat tho

2018-06-27 16:17:52 UTC  

you can say "ugly Italian sexpat"

2018-06-27 16:17:58 UTC  

Fat italian sexpat with a libido so strong porn sites are his hobby

2018-06-27 16:18:09 UTC  

UGLY*

2018-06-27 16:18:12 UTC  

Hes our itallian stallion

2018-06-27 16:18:16 UTC  

😊

2018-06-27 16:18:29 UTC  

But the whiteys with the chink gfs are always fat <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-06-27 16:19:01 UTC  

I lost about 10 kg over the past 2 years

2018-06-27 16:19:04 UTC  

I was quite fat

2018-06-27 16:19:53 UTC  

So you were fat last time you were in taiwan

2018-06-27 16:20:00 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-06-27 16:20:18 UTC  

tfw i got used to the heat so quickly that air conditioning in taiwan is now too cold for me

2018-06-27 16:20:34 UTC  

The tunnels

2018-06-27 16:20:36 UTC  

@johnfrum no last time was about 8 months ago

2018-06-27 16:20:41 UTC  

The tunnels call to you

2018-06-27 16:22:38 UTC  

Tbh

2018-06-27 16:22:57 UTC  

Porco are you white, or Italian mudkin?

2018-06-27 16:23:15 UTC  

I'm quite dark because I am not actually 100% Italian

2018-06-27 16:23:44 UTC  

Ew

2018-06-27 16:23:46 UTC  

what is the other heritage?

2018-06-27 16:23:59 UTC  

Middle East

2018-06-27 16:24:09 UTC  

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>