well sadly

this is the only way I know of

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Just say it's for shit and giggles when coming home

Why even lie here?

me at the station:
me: "I need an easycard"
girl at the counter: *hands me an easycard*
me: "no I want the one with the anime girl on it"
girl "oh"
*pause*
girl : "good" *hands me the card with the anime girl*

it's not that bad

you are laowai though

i feel that as a chink, they'll be twice as disgusted

I think less disgusted

because it's part of your culture

when I ask for an anime girl easycard, it's cultural appropriation

Put on a nip accent

That way they wont judge as much

>fat Italian sexpat
Who wouldn't be disgusted? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

>fat

I'm not fat smh

but I'm ugly

are you a sexpat tho

you can say "ugly Italian sexpat"

Fat italian sexpat with a libido so strong porn sites are his hobby

UGLY*

Hes our itallian stallion

😊

But the whiteys with the chink gfs are always fat <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

I lost about 10 kg over the past 2 years

I was quite fat

So you were fat last time you were in taiwan

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tfw i got used to the heat so quickly that air conditioning in taiwan is now too cold for me

The tunnels

@johnfrum no last time was about 8 months ago

The tunnels call to you

Tbh

Porco are you white, or Italian mudkin?

I'm quite dark because I am not actually 100% Italian

Ew

what is the other heritage?

Middle East

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tfw it seems like im the only person in this hostel who has to shave their jungle chink beard in morning every two days