Whatever twat

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

WTF is so cash. His GF is a hooker?

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Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

that looks like a tall man

on the left

I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun

feel bad for her, people making fun of her because her husband is a retard

Girl on the right has moobs LOL

gonna check out a byzantine catholic church tomorrow, not really sure what I am in for

but, it can't be worse than the girls-in-booty-shorts meme protestant church

r...right

brobably

https://youtu.be/4RzyR-w2SyQ

I have one near me and I enjoy the service @Deleted User

that's good, I have been going from church to church to find which isn't full of garbage

so many bad protestant meme churches though

this is america

the first catholic one i went to, i called to talk to the priest about a few things and it took him four weeks to get back to me so I just kinda thought "ehhh fuck em"

the orthodox fathers seem to respond to emails and phone calls that day

I'm just gonna say it

the catholic church is more about the catholic church than it is about The Bible

yeah, that's kinda what I have figured

I really don't understand the stuff with Mary and praying for her to intercede on your behalf when she is not really mentioned much in scripture

I have similar issues with the orthodox

like, why have dogma that doesn't really matter much and is rather inconsequential to the teachings of scripture

then, of course, you see what happens when that logic is taken all the way with the protestants and you realize "oh these guys are fucking idiots"

so it's this crappy no mans land

where, I get the purpose of most rites, some dogma, and the scripture

idk what denomination to go with teebeehaich

but then the churches just decide to all fuck up in one way or another

at this point, the sweet spot has been "go to the presbyterian church that has the best theological scripture teachings in their sermons, and then leave early service to go to orthodox liturgy"

but, it's not in one solid community so it feels detached still

atomization is a hell of a drug

catholic church

also dont expect to be able to call the priest, you need to talk to them after mass

haiii

h-hewwo???

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