tp*

that arc was blocked by the toilet seat

must've been coming straight down

was he standing on the handrails??/

doing a split

hanging from the ceiling?

maybe

those are basically our options here

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/low-wage-workers/raise-our-wages-now-uniting-americas-low-wage-work?ref=category_newest&ref=discovery

"My job at WalMart for 17 months was really just a cover haha"

imagine needing 17 months to understand wal-mart employees

Its an obvious lie, homie is just a moron who likely still works at walmart

buys heroin like a boss

guys help us get to the bottom of that shit mess

HOW and WHY

Nigga eat beans xd

Nigga eat beans xd

what is the orange hose for

Nigga eat beans xd

for me, it’s the mcchicken

The hose is to pump pink slime right into my slimehole

I tell you what, that thing we tried that I hated, couldn't figure out what it was, it was women.

awaiting that post work sip

whats your sip of choice

black covfefe

Apple cider vinegar diluted

onion

had my second black covfefe bout an hour ago

he'll yeah

Yo that shit mess in the scrollback? YIAW

Women do this thing called 'hovering' when using public toilets

If there is no toilet seat covermat available

So she hovered 5 feet above slightly off center

So guaranteed it was some chick getting ready to hover and BRAAAAAP

200+

Also just start sending your ex rap lyrics lmao

Some big L shit or something