When I tried using a can opener
just google it
I got it open
After 20 minutes
congrats
Made some mean pasta afterwards tho
no one ever taught me shit so i just google everything i should know by know
can openers are intuitively designed
how do you fuck up that bad for 20 minutes
At first I thought I was using the wrong side
But I wasnt
Ao I then used the wrong side for 5 minutes and then making no progress tried prying it open with the sharp tip
Which then I lost my grip and cut my finger
master race
The funny part was the can I open was really shitty tomato paste, it wasnt pureed so I didn't even use it
I was raised almost exclusively on burned precooked frozen meals so i feel your pain king
boomers taught us nothing
damn i feel that...
Lol you retard thats some soy boy shit
Ive cut my finger on the lid once but its easy to do
Can you even change a tire
I took home ec in hs because it wasn't called that
It was just cooking 'international' and 'creative'
I tried to take all of the skills building classes to make it worth my time. They capped you on how many years could take metal & wood shop
Plus it was easy, there were girls, and we would get to make food and eat it in school
Home ec was pointless
They didn't teach any of the ec part
No balancing checkbook or taxes
It was just fucking with food
They dont teach anything important
Well, my knifework is serious
I did work in the food industry a bit
But the best part of it was learning how to cook for yourself
I know how to do taxes.
You just toss everything you get in the trash, and ignore it for yet another year.
That isn't a stretch
Niggas out here really donβt know how to use can openers
It's what old timers call kicking the can down the road
Industrial Collapse is gonna fuck you guys up
Uie in his defense boomers have a dozen goofy canopeners from infomercials
