The funny part was the can I open was really shitty tomato paste, it wasnt pureed so I didn't even use it

I was raised almost exclusively on burned precooked frozen meals so i feel your pain king

boomers taught us nothing

damn i feel that...

Lol you retard thats some soy boy shit

Ive cut my finger on the lid once but its easy to do

Can you even change a tire

I took home ec in hs because it wasn't called that

It was just cooking 'international' and 'creative'

I tried to take all of the skills building classes to make it worth my time. They capped you on how many years could take metal & wood shop

Plus it was easy, there were girls, and we would get to make food and eat it in school

Home ec was pointless

They didn't teach any of the ec part

No balancing checkbook or taxes

It was just fucking with food

They dont teach anything important

Well, my knifework is serious

I did work in the food industry a bit

But the best part of it was learning how to cook for yourself

I know how to do taxes.

You just toss everything you get in the trash, and ignore it for yet another year.

That isn't a stretch

Niggas out here really don’t know how to use can openers

It's what old timers call kicking the can down the road

Industrial Collapse is gonna fuck you guys up

Uie in his defense boomers have a dozen goofy canopeners from infomercials

It aint simple crankin anymore

You gotta setup the canoper on top, make sure it perfectly centered, the batteries are charged and you're logged in with fully updated info

>doesn’t have mre can opener key on him at all times

Word

I fucking hate this world

I keep a wenger and leatherman

That’s so pozzed

The can opener

Multis

Leather man are good knives

If I bring the one with scissors I'll need pliers if I bring the one with pliers i need scissors

Alright gn

I’m going to try and dream of hapa coochie