eventually, the NoCummerKings crumbled due to their leader leaving to DM an e-girl

what?

no

I'm not in the NoCummerKings

I'm in the NonStopCummerBarons

okay yeah

in reality

both parents are working

and the children are in some daycare

nice try though, wagie

>wagie
>seeing his children

>admitting to masturbating and not just keeping it a brooding secret that feels like a dam that’s about to burst holding back all this sin from the public eye

lol

i feel like a dam thats about to burst

wagies be like: welp guess i gotta work unpaid overtime for the big boss

because of nocum day 400

I keep my cum in a jar

did hubris end up killing himself after the venti news?

Masturbating? I just leak bro

i don't masturbate

i dont know I want to see

that's fucking nasty

wagie comes home from a long, long day of tippy typing away at his spreadsheets, pops his lean cuisine in the microwave, sees a fine NEET enjoying his oodles of free time and flies into a fit of impotent rage

shawn wouldnt kill himself, he'd snap and go on a murderous rampage

thats better

ones a sin and the other is righteous

>snap and go on a murderous rampage
how we should all go fellas

um

you can do that wagie

fashion shows

thats were id pop off

if you die while you're nutting you enter a swan song like state of being able to cum infinitely for 6 seconds before going down @Deleted User

yes

this is exactly

how swan song works

No cum challenge

i've never came

it sounds like when you die you're gonna have a tommy gun in your pants, popping off creamload after creamload onto passers by

me when i have a huh-whet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhT0qwNe-4

@laal I challenge you to a no cum challenge

i never have to reload....