NoCummerKings are a subsidiary of DimGang

>NoCummerKings

at least i got something

Not gonna lie, I’m gonna be laughing when I’m the only person on earth who isn’t spending all his disposable income on concert tickets and toys

the common goal of white and black arm is: owning wagies

white neets, blacks on welfare

And I am getting a job with a math degree, it’s just gonna SUCK unless I go into academia

owning wagies

it don't matter if you're black or white as long as you ain't a wagie

thats my favourite MJ song

own the wagies

it doesn't mattah if you're black or white (as long as you arent a wagie)

NoCummerKings, however, have recently developed a pretty crippling habit of cumming and are under administrative review

nay nay admits to cumming

very cringe

i am NOT allow

"Oh whats that dimgoon? You get .05% of my income tax from welfare. O-oh okay, enjoy your hot pockets. We were just going out to Friendly's to celebrate Jake's first homerun!"

eventually, the NoCummerKings crumbled due to their leader leaving to DM an e-girl

what?

no

I'm not in the NoCummerKings

I'm in the NonStopCummerBarons

okay yeah

in reality

both parents are working

and the children are in some daycare

nice try though, wagie

>wagie
>seeing his children

>admitting to masturbating and not just keeping it a brooding secret that feels like a dam that’s about to burst holding back all this sin from the public eye

lol

i feel like a dam thats about to burst

wagies be like: welp guess i gotta work unpaid overtime for the big boss

because of nocum day 400

I keep my cum in a jar

did hubris end up killing himself after the venti news?

Masturbating? I just leak bro

i don't masturbate

i dont know I want to see

that's fucking nasty

wagie comes home from a long, long day of tippy typing away at his spreadsheets, pops his lean cuisine in the microwave, sees a fine NEET enjoying his oodles of free time and flies into a fit of impotent rage

shawn wouldnt kill himself, he'd snap and go on a murderous rampage