lol

i feel like a dam thats about to burst

wagies be like: welp guess i gotta work unpaid overtime for the big boss

because of nocum day 400

I keep my cum in a jar

did hubris end up killing himself after the venti news?

Masturbating? I just leak bro

i don't masturbate

i dont know I want to see

that's fucking nasty

wagie comes home from a long, long day of tippy typing away at his spreadsheets, pops his lean cuisine in the microwave, sees a fine NEET enjoying his oodles of free time and flies into a fit of impotent rage

shawn wouldnt kill himself, he'd snap and go on a murderous rampage

thats better

ones a sin and the other is righteous

>snap and go on a murderous rampage
how we should all go fellas

um

you can do that wagie

fashion shows

thats were id pop off

if you die while you're nutting you enter a swan song like state of being able to cum infinitely for 6 seconds before going down @Deleted User

yes

this is exactly

how swan song works

No cum challenge

i've never came

it sounds like when you die you're gonna have a tommy gun in your pants, popping off creamload after creamload onto passers by

me when i have a huh-whet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyhT0qwNe-4

@laal I challenge you to a no cum challenge

i never have to reload....

i like how those were just added to the game

and not in a heist

Sure thing

starting 5 minutes from now

ok

i'm about to finish this nodump challange

oh shit

oh no

oh fuck

i can't hold it any longer

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