"we put the power in the hands of women"

trying to think of one time in history a girl ever asked out a guy

Literally the only message i ever got on Bumble was "hi"

You still have to do all the work

and then trying to think of why a corporation would base their model on that

lol

I make my profiles weird

so it at least gives them a chance to try

But they still don't

Usually

Girls don't have game

it's that simple

They "don't need to"

true though

every time i make a funny profile i visit it a week later and cringe

I don't try to be flat out funny

Just reasonably non-generic

haaaaaaaah wats poppppinnnnnnnn omg is this on

I mentioned rhombus earth

hahahahah

nobody has asked me about it yet but I have gotten matches

if a girl even knows what a rhombus is she is a catch

My profile rn is "Free Martin Shkreli"

Saw a girl's profile where she took a pic with shkreli and her bio said something based & redpilled

I forget what

the coolest thing about dating apps is how good extremely fat girls are at hiding it

its a god damn science at this point

This is what w*men do with their time

in college

or black girls trying to look white

I like them tho

lots of black women in my area. I wonder what black tinder is like. Is it like "fuck" "ya" "k" and then they have sex and she gets pregnant

only if they're ratchet

even non ratchet black women have children

the ghost of niggas past be haunting them

depends where you go

i live in a very white area so the blacks tone it down a lot

I live in a very Hispanic area so I tone it down a lot

lmao

lol

I assume it's like how white people in Detroit end up acting ghetto all the time