I hope not

😳

keep getting likes on tinder. No tinder staff i wont fall for your tricks i will not pay for premium

Psh nice try "Tinder, Inc." Girls don't like me

no i mean thats literally it

i wont fall for their game

getting a notification on your phone "OMG SOMEBODY IN YOUR AREA LIKED U!!11"

"lol no they didnt"

One gril superliked me

But she looks like

She's already had plastic surgery

It's weird

100% of the superlikes i hand out are by accident because i use bumble too and they have different swipe UI

Women don't swipe right on bumble I'm convinced

I dont think anybody got a date on bumble even once

"we put the power in the hands of women"

trying to think of one time in history a girl ever asked out a guy

Literally the only message i ever got on Bumble was "hi"

You still have to do all the work

and then trying to think of why a corporation would base their model on that

lol

I make my profiles weird

so it at least gives them a chance to try

But they still don't

Usually

Girls don't have game

it's that simple

They "don't need to"

true though

every time i make a funny profile i visit it a week later and cringe

I don't try to be flat out funny

Just reasonably non-generic

haaaaaaaah wats poppppinnnnnnnn omg is this on

I mentioned rhombus earth

hahahahah

nobody has asked me about it yet but I have gotten matches

if a girl even knows what a rhombus is she is a catch

My profile rn is "Free Martin Shkreli"

Saw a girl's profile where she took a pic with shkreli and her bio said something based & redpilled

I forget what

the coolest thing about dating apps is how good extremely fat girls are at hiding it