Message from @wyatt
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it's that simple
They "don't need to"
true though
every time i make a funny profile i visit it a week later and cringe
I don't try to be flat out funny
Just reasonably non-generic
haaaaaaaah wats poppppinnnnnnnn omg is this on
I mentioned rhombus earth
hahahahah
nobody has asked me about it yet but I have gotten matches
if a girl even knows what a rhombus is she is a catch
My profile rn is "Free Martin Shkreli"
Saw a girl's profile where she took a pic with shkreli and her bio said something based & redpilled
I forget what
the coolest thing about dating apps is how good extremely fat girls are at hiding it
its a god damn science at this point
This is what w*men do with their time
in college
or black girls trying to look white
I like them tho
lots of black women in my area. I wonder what black tinder is like. Is it like "fuck" "ya" "k" and then they have sex and she gets pregnant
only if they're ratchet
even non ratchet black women have children
the ghost of niggas past be haunting them
depends where you go
i live in a very white area so the blacks tone it down a lot
I live in a very Hispanic area so I tone it down a lot
lmao
lol
I assume it's like how white people in Detroit end up acting ghetto all the time
old ass latinos tryin to speak Spanish at me
assimilation
"I don't speak Spanish sorry"
"No? You parents no teach?"
"Uh no and my mom is just white"
"Okay dass...arrite, dass okay. Eh."
imagine expecting other people to speak your language in your own community
I am part bean
What a bunch of white-people-killers!
I'm part mashed potatoes
I wish that were me
Maybe I’m not cool/chill because I’m 100% crooked teeth and beating wives if their team loses football
part mashed potatoes cuba, part "the new Europeans"
you should learn portuguese and fuck with them