ive been there before bro

no car gang

last gf could not cook

its not a gf is she doesnt cook for you

you're just gay

The only positive is that I'm wearing a tank top and all the ladies stared at my bulging arms

>gf

lol

her fatal flaw

pick up women by carrying lots of groceries in public

>he hasn't taken the chef pill

I recall putting her in a headlock and demanding she cut lettuce once

who is the oldest virgin here

You

me

im 41

i call bee ess

@RetardO ExtremeO i *have* taken the chef pill

is it gay to be good at cooking

only if you're an actual chef

and wear the gay hat

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INCEL WHEN YOU'RE A BETTER CHEF THAN UR OWN MOTHER

interestingly enough

it's actually double-straight if you wear the hat but you're *not* a chef

kiss the cook

yeah kiss the cook

don't kiss the cook he's irish

ma'am PLEASE kiss the cook please

gonna put that on an apron

M'nama chef

ma'am may i please have some cookie

have you seen chef xD

"don't kiss the cook he's irish"
over an irish flag on the front of the apron

dick towel but its an apron

Maam put that cooch on a place near my gooch (my peenus)

dickpron

.com

The GAYPRON

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah

owned

showing your penis to women is gay