you have to wait for your internal temp to go up but

egg swallow boil protien

it's pure

god i need a gf so badly

you can pre-shit the egg if you want to really maximize prote intake

egg swallow boil protien?

to cook fo r me

@Deleted User come join the /WalkingHomeFromeColesWith75PoundsOfGroceries/ gang

once you do it this way you cant go back

You will never need a gym membership

ive been there before bro

no car gang

last gf could not cook

its not a gf is she doesnt cook for you

you're just gay

The only positive is that I'm wearing a tank top and all the ladies stared at my bulging arms

>gf

lol

her fatal flaw

pick up women by carrying lots of groceries in public

>he hasn't taken the chef pill

I recall putting her in a headlock and demanding she cut lettuce once

who is the oldest virgin here

You

me

im 41

i call bee ess

@RetardO ExtremeO i *have* taken the chef pill

is it gay to be good at cooking

only if you're an actual chef

and wear the gay hat

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INCEL WHEN YOU'RE A BETTER CHEF THAN UR OWN MOTHER

interestingly enough

it's actually double-straight if you wear the hat but you're *not* a chef

kiss the cook

yeah kiss the cook

don't kiss the cook he's irish

ma'am PLEASE kiss the cook please

gonna put that on an apron

M'nama chef

ma'am may i please have some cookie