one bite

swallow it dont chew

boil it in your mouth with hot water then swallow it

yes

that's trad

swallow the egg whole, then jump into a pot of boiling water/lava and boil it that way

yeah

the only true way to eat an egg

you have to wait for your internal temp to go up but

egg swallow boil protien

it's pure

god i need a gf so badly

you can pre-shit the egg if you want to really maximize prote intake

egg swallow boil protien?

to cook fo r me

@Deleted User come join the /WalkingHomeFromeColesWith75PoundsOfGroceries/ gang

once you do it this way you cant go back

You will never need a gym membership

ive been there before bro

no car gang

last gf could not cook

its not a gf is she doesnt cook for you

you're just gay

The only positive is that I'm wearing a tank top and all the ladies stared at my bulging arms

>gf

lol

her fatal flaw

pick up women by carrying lots of groceries in public

>he hasn't taken the chef pill

I recall putting her in a headlock and demanding she cut lettuce once

who is the oldest virgin here

You

me

im 41

i call bee ess

@RetardO ExtremeO i *have* taken the chef pill

is it gay to be good at cooking

only if you're an actual chef

and wear the gay hat

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN INCEL WHEN YOU'RE A BETTER CHEF THAN UR OWN MOTHER

interestingly enough