when you get the trap gf you were promised after playing fortnite

time to tell elon musk!

i'm sure he'll see and care

I stik PP in gorl mr Elong

sex? yes i do

AMA

Where's the sweat

Sweat now

shawn got a gf sweats off

sweat machine broke

Shawn has a girlfriend AND a wife

@Deleted User so you gonna have alex jones son on the show big things

I don't have a fucking gf

Yeah he's a married man, get your facts straight

my gf

MY gf

Every woman who tries to get in contact with shawn, we have to remind her that he's off limits. You see that ring on his finger?

**ATTENTION LADIES, THIS MAN HAS A WIFE. !!HE IS OFF LIMITS!!**

Yeah just like that, we're gonna keep you safe from sin @Deleted User don't worry

I hope you're glad you have us as fans Shawn

me online requesting a lady be my gf

Well, you're not gonna find one on /tv/

me watching tiktoks and pretending the teen girls in them are my girlfriends

me replying to tweets on twitter and forgetting to like or RT

dumb bitch thats not how you use a keyboard

if those titties are sticky thats how you clean one though

who else here has an entire wheel's worth of cheese crumbs in their keyboard

I have had this keyboard since like

half life 2 was still cool

wyatt i said cheese not cum

why do you keep posting this

literally my reaction when

don't talk to me until i've had at least 3 rocks (of the crack cocaine variety)

Le covrrfffggfeeeef

daddy needs his juice