my gf

MY gf

Every woman who tries to get in contact with shawn, we have to remind her that he's off limits. You see that ring on his finger?

**ATTENTION LADIES, THIS MAN HAS A WIFE. !!HE IS OFF LIMITS!!**

Yeah just like that, we're gonna keep you safe from sin @Deleted User don't worry

I hope you're glad you have us as fans Shawn

me online requesting a lady be my gf

Well, you're not gonna find one on /tv/

me watching tiktoks and pretending the teen girls in them are my girlfriends

me replying to tweets on twitter and forgetting to like or RT

dumb bitch thats not how you use a keyboard

if those titties are sticky thats how you clean one though

who else here has an entire wheel's worth of cheese crumbs in their keyboard

I have had this keyboard since like

half life 2 was still cool

wyatt i said cheese not cum

why do you keep posting this

literally my reaction when

don't talk to me until i've had at least 3 rocks (of the crack cocaine variety)

Le covrrfffggfeeeef

daddy needs his juice

a dim opioid abuser

me contacting my heroin dealer via the world wide web

Dvd bwi

is this what a real gamer looks like

@Deleted User

When ur a #based and #redpilled alcoholic

you better be in wisconsin

otherwise im reporting you

you can't even buy this stuff out of state

yeah thats why I said Id report you

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