Pressure to Get married - buy house - have kids

my gramps already pressures me to find a gf

sigh

its weird, im 28 and when i go to the doctor this past week they asked me if i had any impotency issues

i said no and she is like "oh ok so just waiting for babies"

Do you?

like wtf

28 is still young

lmao

my dad fathered me when he was 32

kek

she was indian so maybe that had something to do with it

like the idea that the only reason im married with no kids is because my dick dont work

does it?

i mean its not a show stopper

but it can do a jig

as long as it works....

so what did you reply to the doc

"no, it works"

lol no i just said no issues

also gas prices are very high in china right now

but very low in america

wifes mom said they spend like 500RMB to fill their tank

which is like $75

and then I showed her how much I spent to fill my tank

and its like $24

shes so pissed

so I've heard, oil prices are at a record low atm

she blames america for making oil prices high in china

真的華人時刻

basically if anything si expensive in china its americas fault

China gets like no oil from the US thi

thats what i told her @johnfrum

If a certain american made medicine isnt sold in china, so you have to buy from a reseller at triple the costs, she blames USA

what's the current meme in china

last I've heard was calcium supplements

yes my god calcium is the meme

she wont shutup about calcium, but also protein now

literally everyone and their mother was memeing about calcium

she has no idea of what protein is or how it works

is it still a meme?