tell them you just want to make america great again

speaking of red pilling people at a synagogue

I have a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEKiILJSEs

Jewish women require restraining orders

jewish women require my peenus

Restraining bondage

I keep her in a cage

Are you guys prepared for tonight?

Its harder to mass poison candy than i originally thought

😦

Poison drinks for thots not kids

I want want to die from eating a razor blade hidden in candy

Yeah cause you’re literally a kid

i'm going door to door trick or treating and my costume is myself holding a gun

Going trick or treating @Deleted User

1. not really a thing here unless you live in the right places
2. would be too old for that anyways

never gone trick or treating

You’re not to old you’re 12

how the fuck have you never gone trick or treating

if i was 12 i'd learn an instrument

Learn now

i'm going trick or treating at the local bar but the treat is pussy and the trick is rophynhol

I want to learn the accordian

thatd be very powerful instrument to learn

too old now

nope

how old aaron

are you

get on it while you still can

eventually you're gonna look back and think "man i should've learned it while i was still youngish"

Aaron youre 17

that is not too old

too old is 30

if any kids try halloween here im calling them the filthy offspring of cross-cultural americanisation

"oh you're dressed as a princess this year? weird cuz it looks like you're a fucking goblin"

i'm giving them slips of paper with a link to the weekly sweat gumroad

based

and redpilled

gonna ask every kid if their mom is single