Message from @DIO is a cool guy, a swell guy

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2018-11-06 04:53:52 UTC  

In reference to pajeets "I am a blue eyes white dragon youre just a DARK magician" -Pewdiepie

2018-11-06 04:53:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/509228918876930060/be86e6ef119ff34f18928f69754f22cc.gif

2018-11-06 04:53:58 UTC  

hmmmm

2018-11-06 04:57:54 UTC  

>get a good match on bumble friday, think wow people are right we're gonna make it
>good outlook for Shawn too, damn the sim devs finally letting us gamers rise up
>after a few days of really good conversation she unmatches without saying a word after we set up a date
>check twitter and Shawn is crashing and burning at the same time
It really do be like that sometimes

2018-11-06 04:58:43 UTC  

im sorry bro

2018-11-06 05:00:57 UTC  

appreciate it bro, I think I've achieved a sort of serene tranquility about it all, doesn't seem to bother me anymore when things fall through

2018-11-06 05:01:31 UTC  

every time

2018-11-06 05:03:21 UTC  

damn cold showers in the fall/winter really make you feel like you could kill a man with your hands

2018-11-06 05:05:04 UTC  

2018-11-06 05:07:00 UTC  

hello kings

2018-11-06 05:11:53 UTC  

True but hitting on girls in class is a risky game and most of my free time is spent working

2018-11-06 05:12:27 UTC  

Imagine not talkimg to women everywhere

2018-11-06 05:12:29 UTC  

I've only sent messages to like half my tinder matches, but mostly just because I can't think of anything good to say

2018-11-06 05:12:34 UTC  

Just b urself man

2018-11-06 05:12:40 UTC  

that strategy hasn't worked

2018-11-06 05:12:41 UTC  

B urself

2018-11-06 05:12:46 UTC  

B urself

2018-11-06 05:13:13 UTC  

🐝 urself just gets you friends who are girls but not girlfriends

2018-11-06 05:13:37 UTC  

Beeeee uraelf mang

2018-11-06 05:14:01 UTC  

Just wait till ur 30 and get a 16 y/o

2018-11-06 05:14:05 UTC  

Easy peasy

2018-11-06 05:14:44 UTC  

gonna continue being an efficient cog in the machine until 30-35 and take my ill gotten gains and become king of some amish village

2018-11-06 05:16:55 UTC  

Only japanese pus is noble enough

2018-11-06 05:17:05 UTC  

Ignore them

2018-11-06 05:17:07 UTC  

Thai are basically gypsies

2018-11-06 05:17:36 UTC  

If they’re noticeably making eyes at you

2018-11-06 05:17:54 UTC  

Look at them in a way that says “what could you possibly want Thot”

2018-11-06 05:18:51 UTC  

just throat punch

2018-11-06 05:18:57 UTC  

and elbow to chin

2018-11-06 05:19:53 UTC  
2018-11-06 05:20:04 UTC  

re: matches

2018-11-06 05:20:58 UTC  

but a good number of them i've also just opted not to message because almost all of them make me angry if I look at their profiles for too long

2018-11-06 05:21:11 UTC  

B urself

2018-11-06 05:21:25 UTC  

myself is a man who is angry at women a lot

2018-11-06 05:21:32 UTC  

Good

2018-11-06 05:22:21 UTC  

too many times talking to cute grils who end up being skanky and are like "oh uh...i didn't know you wanted to go on a date i was just planning to like make out or whatever"

2018-11-06 05:22:42 UTC  

I know

2018-11-06 05:22:53 UTC  

Thats why get the young ones

2018-11-06 05:23:06 UTC  

Dont corrupt them tho

2018-11-06 05:23:16 UTC  

that tv show The Young Ones

2018-11-06 05:23:26 UTC  

Get one once you ve established urself