its the little things that really make a man

Fellas DO NOT CUM

Nick juanita Pepa stylish

nick has weird ass thumbs

Gay

So he can steal wallets easier

Thimby

he has the thumbs of a 60 yr old hitchhiker

https://youtu.be/rr3e-BiW26k

What did I just witness

I dont like the new America First logo

looks like a step back tbh

1000%

ok is shawn rich

Ok gamers, that was based!

In reference to pajeets "I am a blue eyes white dragon youre just a DARK magician" -Pewdiepie

hmmmm

>get a good match on bumble friday, think wow people are right we're gonna make it
>good outlook for Shawn too, damn the sim devs finally letting us gamers rise up
>after a few days of really good conversation she unmatches without saying a word after we set up a date
>check twitter and Shawn is crashing and burning at the same time
It really do be like that sometimes

im sorry bro

appreciate it bro, I think I've achieved a sort of serene tranquility about it all, doesn't seem to bother me anymore when things fall through

every time

damn cold showers in the fall/winter really make you feel like you could kill a man with your hands

hello kings

True but hitting on girls in class is a risky game and most of my free time is spent working

Imagine not talkimg to women everywhere

I've only sent messages to like half my tinder matches, but mostly just because I can't think of anything good to say

Just b urself man

that strategy hasn't worked

B urself

B urself

🐝 urself just gets you friends who are girls but not girlfriends

Beeeee uraelf mang

Just wait till ur 30 and get a 16 y/o

Easy peasy

gonna continue being an efficient cog in the machine until 30-35 and take my ill gotten gains and become king of some amish village