she said "he was an asshole and I won't ever miss him, but he did have a giant dick"

Oh for fucks sake

There’s a line

I’m a minority

"Is this what they're makin an African American man wait in line for?"

Honestly

Get to the back whitey

Just yell like an old guy

Or just don't vote because democracy is gay

I straight look homeless

I already walked here

Plus it’s warm

Tell them you have to get back to the soup kitchen

“Hey this voting thing is epic and all but I gotta get back to the soup kitchen”

someone will steal your old shopping cart

"they're gonna put out my trash can fire hurry it up"

I’m pretty sure there’s a tranny working the table

https://youtu.be/HeILdhfJNKk

So you may well have vote tampering happen anyway

By some crazy retard

I’m in Chicago

I’m doing this cuz I’m bored

should've done something else

It’s no nut

Nothing else to do

Not that

I watched like 3 episodes of Kickstarter tv this morning

Should've gone to the polling place with a shredder and just sat there shredding paper

Did you lift?

I should’ve tbh

Not big enough yet

I need to start protein powder or something

Big nigga season is rough

e-friend's comment: "you look like the guy from taxi driver plus one cycle of tren"

How kind of them

Gotta begom big

I’ve gained like 50lbs since last year lmao

Thanks veganism

I burn food too fast

Thanks goat-wrangler genes

This shit is mad gay