Just realized that I didn't post all of it first time

all these ethots gettin money

>listening to Death Shits, whose members include Stefan Burnout, Zach Shill, and Andy Moron

Femoids really on tinder dealing with "seasonal depression" by matching w/ dudes & never messaging them

"I need more fried serotonin receptors this time of year"

it's snowing

Where

Not here

my house

based merriest time of year

dindu hanging season

i hope santa brings me 100+ kg of krokodil

What uh

What you gonna do with it

i hope santa brings me a bowl of gamer girl pee

i'm leaving a plate of mashed potatoes and a glass of monster out for santa this year

santa is a gamer

it's supposed to snow here within the next couple of days

big hype

very based

i'm gonna crawl down the chimney and shit in my neighbor's stockings

and his shoes while i'm at it

im gonna fill my neighbors stocking with pictures of tara's ass

post

actually

its gonna be a giant box

with a box inside it

with another box inside it

etc funnt joke

and the last box has a flash drive with the radec video on it

with an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the Christmas party!

haahahahaha! epic spengrob reference!!!

and the joke is that my boomer neighbors probably dont know what a flashdrive is

like a boss

ass???

ass?

le horse's ass has arrived

i scrape the dandruff from my scalp and eyebrows collecy it in a bucket and throw it out in handfuls out of my car window

ohhhhh, blizzard's comin!