wow, looks like im gonna have to stay a retentionist forever then

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

All these e thots gettin money
Just tryna find a sugar hunny
Supplemental income ain't it funny
Fitting this bullet into Brittany's dome piece
Yeah bet your boyfriend is glad that he don't work
You go out on a Sunday but shit not to Church
I would go as far as to say that you're cursed
Never having chances to drag yourself out the dirt
Never experienced the joy of your own child's birth
Shit I'm only 16 I'm getting that feeling now
Watched ya stream once, lost a few hundred brain cells
Headed over to the Sweat and I found them on the ground
Stop trying hard to act tough online please deer
When I see your ass at CPAC gonna wild on your rear
Think that your the shit now that you got a couple thou,
Hey guys look my tits, link belows my PayPal
You've been found, lost and found, acting like a cum sock
Only bug left to catch is Syphilis please stop
Yeah the jokes old looking like Sid from ice age
Maybe if your dad was white those eyes go the other way
Youre a whore and you know it pussy cry me a river
Couldn't catch a break with twitch oh no so undeserved
Kill yourself bitch that's life
Welcome to the real world
Pick a number get in line

Just realized that I didn't post all of it first time

all these ethots gettin money

>listening to Death Shits, whose members include Stefan Burnout, Zach Shill, and Andy Moron

Femoids really on tinder dealing with "seasonal depression" by matching w/ dudes & never messaging them

"I need more fried serotonin receptors this time of year"

it's snowing

Where

Not here

my house

based merriest time of year

dindu hanging season

i hope santa brings me 100+ kg of krokodil

What uh

What you gonna do with it

i hope santa brings me a bowl of gamer girl pee

i'm leaving a plate of mashed potatoes and a glass of monster out for santa this year

santa is a gamer

it's supposed to snow here within the next couple of days

big hype

very based

i'm gonna crawl down the chimney and shit in my neighbor's stockings

and his shoes while i'm at it

im gonna fill my neighbors stocking with pictures of tara's ass

post

actually

its gonna be a giant box

with a box inside it

with another box inside it

etc funnt joke

and the last box has a flash drive with the radec video on it

with an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the Christmas party!

haahahahaha! epic spengrob reference!!!

and the joke is that my boomer neighbors probably dont know what a flashdrive is

like a boss

ass???

ass?