in baby speak of course
my son will never learn english
that'll just cloud his mind with thoughts
My son will only learn to read from playing PS1 game
opens a book "i can't read this, it's too high resolution"
good reading is gei
he can only read Curse of the High IQ
once my son turns 12, he will be kicked from the house, only to return once he's killed a man
until then he's banished
when he turns 18 I will try to kill him head on
he must either perish or kill me, his father
a sound strategy
After he defeats me I'll have one last message for him
one last task
"Kill Prince Hubris"
get that nigga dog to
My son's rent starts at 13 and can only be paid by the possessions of other kids in the neighborhood
"I will need two Nintendo Switch 2's this month"
"yes father"
"Ah, the toddlers tri-cycle, you can stay inside for another week"
"where did you get an entire chicken coop?"
"no matter, you get to eat tonight"
also I'll be smoking in the house constantly
in front of him
Drinking every night as he's forced to sit in the living room with me
throwing a bottle at him every time I finish
this will make him an excellent dodger
god we'd be such good parents why aren't we dads?
beats me
yes
that's what my son will say when I beat him
@Deleted User aur a fucking idiotic gat faggot
wow are you drinking
No fucj you
or is it just that You're Mom was when you were in the womb
you faggot
Nope
Your a fag
damn she didn't drink any liquids when you were in her womb?
no wonder you're retarded
