like his ancestors he must hunt to survive

Carnuvore diet is based

no it's gay lol

My son will only be allowed to play Pokemon and minecraft

but he'll be hunting for feral cats

My sons Shawn and Beardson will be unstoppable urbanites

so thats based

Pussy slaying regiments

The method will be perfected

my son chad will be in constant conflict with your sons, and then team up with them to own staceys and chads (chads as in the real chads and not chad, my son)

at least one of them is going to lose an eye or a hand

My son will be a US MARINE!

might as well start him on estradiol early

Make ur son listen to Eggman streams and raps while in the womb

shoving a speaker up the vagina of the woman i kidnapped and raped to produce this child

just so he can listen to eggman

Yes

because of this he'll be a premature birth because he wants to get out as soon as possible

making him stronger

If he doesn't recite the OG black pill vid perfectly on his first day alive\ he goes to adoption

in baby speak of course

my son will never learn english

that'll just cloud his mind with thoughts

My son will only learn to read from playing PS1 game

opens a book
"i can't read this, it's too high resolution"

good reading is gei

he can only read Curse of the High IQ

once my son turns 12, he will be kicked from the house, only to return once he's killed a man

until then he's banished

when he turns 18 I will try to kill him head on

he must either perish or kill me, his father

a sound strategy

After he defeats me I'll have one last message for him

one last task

"Kill Prince Hubris"

get that nigga dog to

My son's rent starts at 13 and can only be paid by the possessions of other kids in the neighborhood

"I will need two Nintendo Switch 2's this month"

"yes father"

"Ah, the toddlers tri-cycle, you can stay inside for another week"

"where did you get an entire chicken coop?"