My son's rent starts at 13 and can only be paid by the possessions of other kids in the neighborhood

"I will need two Nintendo Switch 2's this month"

"yes father"

"Ah, the toddlers tri-cycle, you can stay inside for another week"

"where did you get an entire chicken coop?"

"no matter, you get to eat tonight"

also I'll be smoking in the house constantly

in front of him

Drinking every night as he's forced to sit in the living room with me

throwing a bottle at him every time I finish

this will make him an excellent dodger

god we'd be such good parents why aren't we dads?

beats me

yes

that's what my son will say when I beat him

@Deleted User aur a fucking idiotic gat faggot

wow are you drinking

No fucj you

or is it just that You're Mom was when you were in the womb

you faggot

Nope

Your a fag

damn she didn't drink any liquids when you were in her womb?

no wonder you're retarded

hey ape can you please remove that disgusting dick sock from your profile picture @Deleted User

Hello fag departmen pls take this inferior @Deleted User back

don't make fun of my wife @veet

I am your superior @Deleted User

I have an IQ of at least 399

Superior at being a faggot

possibly 400

niggolas

this is why you don't beat your kids and your kids mother

he just a kid

shut up ape i know wu shu i can roundhouse kick your head off

only 20

niggolas jew feuntes

raping your sisters

Aaron (400 men slept with)