Message from @DavidTheSlumpGod
Discord ID: 525025262438449175
They all listen to like Sonic Youth and shit though
Or half
just want a cute girl that listens to American Football
Lightskinnted girls are all kinda dumb though
big cringe
Me too man
its dumb cuz they aint as melanated
Melanin open ur third eye
My last gf was the /mu/ tfw meme
y'all know I dabbed on them goobas
Godspeed u black gf
hey guys just hanging out at home with my cute midwestern shoegaze gf
ive been taking malanin 4 times a day in hopes of gaining its superpower, all its doing is making me sleepy
Melaninatonin
I haven't had a long term gf in 6 years
Nigga you gotta eat like forty of those for it to do anything
Ur third eye never gonna open like that fool
I only do longterm gfs
So I've only had 3
That’s all I’ve done either
anime thighs around my head
i've only had 2
i've never even had a female friend
and that's a good thing
Actually idek if I count the one before last
It is a good thing
Since it turns out she was using me to cheat on another dude 😬
And that dude was kind of my friend
This is why we don’t allow female humanoids into our sphere
Bad shit
terrible
Just wait for the long haul
last grillfren was pure tho
why didn't you get married
oh well
And then either die alone (much happier than with a shitty gf)
Or you get a good lifelong gf
"2019 is the year we all get gfs"
she moved away and begged me to go with her but I couldn't justify it @spacecel
damn