Message from @bill gates

Discord ID: 525025798462373888


2018-12-19 19:02:15 UTC  

I only do longterm gfs

2018-12-19 19:02:36 UTC  

So I've only had 3

2018-12-19 19:02:39 UTC  

That’s all I’ve done either

2018-12-19 19:02:57 UTC  

hey there little boy, have you been good this year? did you know 56% of women-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405907440861970434/525025262438449164/1aNSDr_b_400x400.jpg

2018-12-19 19:02:58 UTC  

anime thighs around my head

2018-12-19 19:03:04 UTC  

i've only had 2

2018-12-19 19:03:13 UTC  

i've never even had a female friend

2018-12-19 19:03:18 UTC  

and that's a good thing

2018-12-19 19:03:25 UTC  

Actually idek if I count the one before last

2018-12-19 19:03:29 UTC  

It is a good thing

2018-12-19 19:03:44 UTC  

Since it turns out she was using me to cheat on another dude 😬

2018-12-19 19:04:03 UTC  

And that dude was kind of my friend

2018-12-19 19:04:10 UTC  

This is why we don’t allow female humanoids into our sphere

2018-12-19 19:04:27 UTC  

Bad shit

2018-12-19 19:04:35 UTC  

terrible

2018-12-19 19:04:41 UTC  

Just wait for the long haul

2018-12-19 19:04:44 UTC  

last grillfren was pure tho

2018-12-19 19:04:52 UTC  

why didn't you get married

2018-12-19 19:04:52 UTC  

oh well

2018-12-19 19:04:54 UTC  

And then either die alone (much happier than with a shitty gf)

2018-12-19 19:05:04 UTC  

Or you get a good lifelong gf

2018-12-19 19:05:13 UTC  

"2019 is the year we all get gfs"

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2018-12-19 19:05:13 UTC  

she moved away and begged me to go with her but I couldn't justify it @spacecel

2018-12-19 19:05:27 UTC  

damn

2018-12-19 19:05:30 UTC  

I'm sorry to hear that king

2018-12-19 19:05:40 UTC  

It was ruff

2018-12-19 19:05:45 UTC  

She was crying a lot

2018-12-19 19:06:01 UTC  

I bet

2018-12-19 19:06:01 UTC  

she was head over heels

2018-12-19 19:06:47 UTC  

it is what it is I guess

2018-12-19 19:06:51 UTC  

yep

2018-12-19 19:06:51 UTC  

Honey I freaked my gf

2018-12-19 19:06:53 UTC  

such is life

2018-12-19 19:06:56 UTC  

that was like 2 years ago

2018-12-19 19:07:18 UTC  

my last gf was a ho but I was desperate and dated her for 2 years

2018-12-19 19:07:40 UTC  

then I got bored and broke up with her

2018-12-19 19:08:14 UTC  

I was tired of closing my eyes during banging and thinking of other girls and being around her otherwise made we want to blow my brains out

2018-12-19 19:08:54 UTC  

woof

2018-12-19 19:10:36 UTC  

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2018-12-19 19:11:43 UTC  

>black nails

2018-12-19 19:11:48 UTC  

AVOID